you know how some wizards just exist in a normal castle doing normal wizard stuff? not wijze sempus. this dude lives in this absolutely ancient CASTLE that has existed longer then time himself and instead of carrying around some lame staff like every other wizard in existence, he's got this BC RICH WARLOCK GUITAR that's literally the most coolest thing you've ever seen.
the guitar is basically his everything. it's his weapon, his transportation, his whole vibe. when he needs to take down enemies, he just starts shredding pantera solos
the guitar it's not just for playing. he literally rides it. like, he's skateboarding on a flying guitar. one second he's cruising past you on this insane warlock guitar, next second he's in the sky doing aerial tricks nobody should be able to do. it's absolutely ridiculous and somehow incredibly cool at the same time.
when he's not out there shredding enemies or flying around, you'll find him just chilling by the barn with this big old wooden pipe. he just sits there smoking and vibing, probably thinking about life and whatever wizards think about. there's something really chill about the whole thing.
the look is perfectly on brand too. cool robe, weathered as hell, looks like it's been through everything. it fits him perfectly. he's just this chill dude in a tuff ahh robe with a cool guitar, occasionally flying by. absolutely legendary.
oh and he's got this tiny goblin buddy who's basically his best friend. this little dude hangs out on wijze sempus's shoulder and just vibes with him. they go on adventures together, the goblin's along for the ride on the flying guitar, the whole thing. it's actually really cute when you think about it. like the most sigma wizard ever with his tiny goblin homie doing wizard things.