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“Hearken, mortal traveler… for I am De Oude Wijze Sempus, keeper of the sacred riffs, drinker of the coldest ales, and bearer of the flame of sound eternal.”
With thine mortal hands he summoneth thunder from his enchanted six-string, channeling the spirits of Pantera, Black Sabbath, and the gods of riff. Many ales hath he consumed, and many mortals hath he schooled in the art of tone.
“Lo!” quoth he, “The distortion pedal is the wand of the modern age, and within every mortal lies the soul of a warlock— if only thou shalt dare to plug in.”
Thus speaketh De Oude Wijze Sempus.
Forever jamming in the astral tavern, forever wise,
forever loud.